Thursday, July 2, 2009

The State of California is full of idiots

"California is the place to be." That was once a popular song lyric. Now, California is the worst-run state in the Union. Illinois is a close second. California is now ready t pay state debts with I.O.U's. What does this mean? Its basically a piece of paper that sayd "hey dog, I owe you. I can't even put a little something on it, i will just get you back later. Signed, California." What isn the hell is up with California? In recent years, we have had:

California ban the words "Mother" and "Father" so kids with gay parents would not be offended.

California, which lets kids use either bathroom so as to not hurt the "inner person" inside. Basically, this lets boys who "Feel" like girls, go in and use the girls washroom. For those of us with daughters, this is extra-angering.

California, which single-handedly pumped up the Price of Enron stock, and fed the explosvie growth, and expansion of Enron, (As seen in the under-rated movie: ENRON, The SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM.).

California, the state that is trying to eliminate Welfare, possibly just throwing thousands into the streets just to somehow maybe hurt the illegal immigrants that live in Los Angeles. Hey, governor moron, they live EVERYWHERE.

California, who trusts a guy who made movies like ERASER, THE LAST ACTION HERO, and END OF DAYS.

California is paving the way for idiotic decisions. I want the to be the first jerk to try to pay his mortgage with an IOU. Hell, I may head on down to the Ferrari dealer with a few sheets of paper and a pencil and set my family up for the best Christmas ever!

JokeyJokemaker
Anarchist

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