Dear Chooch Punisher,
Is eating, cheating? Thanks J.A.
The Punisher says: Hell yeah. J.A, would you wanna know that your womans mouth was wrapped around another man's junk? Thats how she feels about kissing you after munching on the chooch. Think about kissing your woman after she has been playing the meat flute, its almost like YOU'RE playing the meat flute. Give respect, and you will get it back.
CP,
How can I get my lover to give me "special attention" more often? DP.
CP says: Easy answer, give her "Special Attention." Long answer, has to do with satisfaction. If you communiicate with your spouse, you should know what makes him/her feel good, and you should have a routine of sorts to ensure that you both have a good time. All you have to do is communicate that "Special Atention" makes you feel very good, and when you feel good, all you want to do is make your lover feel good. The rest should take care of itself.
Be good kids, and be good to each other
The Chooch Punisher
2 comments:
eating is cheating, of course, but what about flirting through emails or something less tangible than actual sex with someone else?
flirting to get a discount at at store is good, flirting because its fun to play games is o.k. Flirtinbg because your putting out feelers for possible relationships is bad.
CP
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