Whats good cats and kittens:
This weekend was one of the oldest, worst, and most boring traditions in all of sports, The NFL Pro-bowl. The teams were divided into divisions , and led to a boring game. I state this: The NFL is boring. It has been broken down to the point that there are specialists for every facet of the game. This has led to boring complancency.
The NBA has a skills competition. They run around a bouce a ball, and jump high. The NHL has people skating around really fast, and hitting a puck with a curved stick. Baseball used to have a skills contest, now they trot out the old-timers, and have youngsters hit homeruns far. What could the NFL do to compete? I have some suggestions.
1) The NFL's fattest man. This is hilarious, and could lead to bets such as who will have a heart-attack on the field first.
2) The NFL's fastest man. just flat-out speed. This will make it so that anyone watching could go outside and race too.
3) NFL Offensive line relay. Three words: Fat Men Running
4) NFL's strongest man. Like those bad ESPN2 shows. Showcase just brute strength.
5) NFL's Strongest Punter: Too funny not to televise I bet on Todd Sauerbrun.
6) NFL 's best defense. Get the top 5 defensive units, run Adrian peterson or chris johnson at them, and see who can keep them to o points.
7) NFL obstacle course for RB's.
8) NFL longest field goal contest. Qualifiers having hit a 50+ yarder in the course of the regular season.
9) NFL longest throw contest for QB's.
10) NFL talent show. Every team has player with unique talents. We could do this America's got talent-style.
Here's hoping for a better 2009-2010 Pro-Bowl
The Handsome Right-hander
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3 comments:
i'm liking this line of thinking. why not throw in Worst Hair...Most Brutal Hit of the Season...Dumbest Looking Coach...
I was thinking, the coaches get into groups, and play Catchphrase or taboo.
HR
What about NFL Cheerleader Swimsuit competition? Because after 23 weeks of football, do we really need to see more of the guys?
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