SPORTS with the Handsome Righthander

Hello sports fans!

     This week we have seen:

1)     Lebron and the 1 seed Cavaliers whup up on the 8th seed Bulls.  Hooting and mean mugging Lebron has just won a title!  Title is for biggest fruad though, so too bad.  Good luck trying to keep the thuggish Orlando Magic from banging you on your gimpy arm Lebron

2) Jamarcuss Russell, the 2007 first draft pick with a lifetime earnings of over 30 MILLION dollars get fired/released.  I guess you have to do more then be big, and strong to win.  He should talk to lebron about how to deal with losing.

3) Miami Dolphins management ask a  college reciever if his mom was a crack whore.  I guess its valid, I mean imagine the embarassment of the organization had they drafted him and then constantly run the CRACKWHORE post route with him in the game?

4) Carlos Zambrano go to the bullpen.  "The team told me its just for a while"  he said.  Carlos, the CUBS have some unfortunate news about Santa Claus they would like to share with you. 

5) The SOX complain about the cold weather affecting their hitting.  The other teams which do all their batting from Arizona are hitting tons.  Sad report though, the Latino hitters on the Rangers have been deported.

Thats all I got for now, but join me next week when I ask Lou Pinella how he has enjoyed being retired for a year already.

THR
AWESOME SPORTS GUY