Shit I Wish Would Happen

I wish sometimes.  I wish with all my heart and soul that Tracy Morgan would make a movie where his charachter would scream and yell outlandishly.  He should scream and yell every line of dialogue.  Then, in a comical twist, his charachter should go to places where his screaming would seem even more hilarious, like hospitals, funerals, and libraries.  With all the pandering to the lowest common denominator bullshit Tyler Perry cranks out, how could he have missed this goldmine?