Brady Quinn is still an asshole

I hate Cleveland Browns Quarterback Brady Quinn. He is a goofy, moonfaced son-of-a-bitch. I get that he was very good in college, it just so happens he went to NOTRE DAME. That means, you have to hype things up 75% more than they should be. for example, i one were to go take a class at NOTRE DAME, and earn a grade of "D," they would say: I have taken and passed a class at THE University of NOTRE DAME, and I saw 3 football games. Overhyping ND grads is nothing new, except that not everyone gets hyped up. Ron Powlus, Rick Mirer, Tom Zbkowski, these guys were hyped up, and then soon forgotten. Brady Quinn was hyped up, and then not drafted untill the 22nd pick in his draft. He moped. He wanted to get paid like the 2nd best quarterback in the draft that he thought hew was, he did not. He moped. He was never good enought to earn the dtarting job, the Browns hired a coach who DESPERATELY wanted to hand over the job to him, he sucked and did not earn it. He moped. He started a few games that he did not win, he mopes.

Sunday, the 1-8 Browns played the 1-8 Lions. both teams were terrible, but the scores lit up the scoreboard like a slot machine in Vegas. The announcers kept going ON and ON about Brady Quinn, and his 4 touchdowns. They downplayed the fact that he had 3 all season. Then, it happened. With the LIONS down 6, and 1 minute on the clock, Stafford, the Lions ROOKIE Quarterback, drove his team down to the 30 yardline. The last play, Stafford throws a pass and CLEVELAND fouls a player in the endzone. A fat lineman fell on Stafford, separating his shoulder. He was done. Since the game cannot end on a foul, the LIONS had one more play. Stafford, DRAGGED his limp arm back on the field, and threw a game-winning touchdown. the best part? The whole time the annoucers were talking about Brady Quinn, and showing him on the sideline. Just like that Simpsons episode, you could see the exact moment where his heart breaks, and I lOVED IT. I hate Notre Dame, I hate every damn conversation about Charlie Weiss, and i got to take my frustration out on Brady Quinn. Sweet. Sweeter still, I had the Lions in my Football pool.

The Handsome Righthander
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