The following is a list of stories, lies, and partial truths I often perpetuate because it makes me laught to see how easily i can get you all to believe me. If you have fallen for one or more of these, please forgive me.
1) Wesley Snipes in fact DID NOT star as "Dudley" on "Different Strokes." It was Shavar Ross, who looks exactly like Wesley Snipes.
2) Terrence Trent D'Arby did not found ARBYS Restaurants. it was some other dude.
3) I did not get into a heated discussion with Chris Zorich
4) I DID yell at Felix Pie
5) I do not have hatred for Johnner. Its more of an intense malaise.
7) I did not circulate a photo of johnner at an Albert Pujols Baseball memorabillia event.
8) I did not have drinks and massages charged to Albert Pujols' room at said event
9) I DID have a heated discussion with Albert Pujols
10) I AM NOT bigger than the Beatles
11) Dylan Thomas did not die after 20 Whiskey shots, he had malaria.
12) I DO NOT know for whom the bell tools
13) I speak in the third person out of habit
15) I am a liar, thief, criminal, and general miscreant out of contempt for the common man
16) I have low-self esteem
17) I am not in any way, or have I ever been, to Lisbon, Spain
18) I do not listen, as much as i wait for my turn to speak again
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1 comment:
i think you could have given us at least 20...
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